Posts by Real Human Bean
They’re the Slipnutz and they’re slippin’ on nuts! Clownin’ around, and slippin’ on nuts! The Slipnutz are from the classic Late Night with Conan O’Brien skit The Slipnutz, where Conan mistakenly books a show for Slipnutz rather than heavy metal band Slipknot. The Slipnutz even opened for real life Slipknot at the Continental Arena in 2005.
Jack Baker is the head of the Baker Family, the antagonists of Resident Evil 7: Biohazard, He is a highly sadistic individual that stalks the player, murdering many over the years while under the influence of evil forces.
Simple Jack is a character played by Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller) in the movie-within-a-movie for Tropic Thunder, “Simple Jack”. Tugg Speedman faced harsh critical reception for Simple Jack, it being called one of the worst movies ever made. It tarnishes his reputation, causing him to fall into a crisis. Horse brush optional.
Charlie Kelly is one of the main characters of the comedy series It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Charlie is the illiterate co-owner at Paddy’s and a childhood friend of Mac and Dennis. He is also Frank’s roommate and possibly his biological son. He’s considered to be the most beloved character in the series. He’s had numerous costumes, so this guide will deal with his bedtime/lounge look which is prevalent in many episodes. Silver food spray optional for “The Nightman” Charlie. Fake poop also optional for “Who Pooped the Bed” Charlie.
Content Cop is the persona for Ian Carter, AKA idubbz, for his YouTube series of the same name in which he attempts to police YouTube by exposing subpar YouTubers.
Diavolo is the main antagonist of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo. He is a cocaine addicted mafia kingpin with schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder. His paranoia makes him hide from everyone, even his gang. This makes him an enigmatic and horrifying figure. With his Stand King Crimson, he can delete nine seconds from happening, effecting making him impossible to kill, so it seems. Be sure to cut the shirt and pants accordingly and add his green spots to the wig. For his coattails, I’d recommend making them out of the fishnet from some stockings.
JoeysWorldTour is an infamous YouTube amateur food reviewer known for his grossness in eating and his weird and loud catchphrases (such as “I’M BYYYYYYYYYYYYYACK” or “WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOO!!”). He is often seen wearing Mickey Mouse ears and either a plain blue shirt or a personalized JoeysWorldTour shirt. Nutella/wasabi smeared on face optional.
Tucker is one of the main characters of the Australian cult classic TV series Danger 5. He is the straight edge and by the books member of the team, but also the most weak. For bigger comedic effect, try printing out your own “Sensible Chuckle” magazine cover and paste it over an existing one.