Posts by Real Human Bean

Panther From Persona 5

Panther is the alter ego of Ann Takamaki from the JRPG Persona 5, a spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series. Panther is a fierce fighter for the Phantom Thieves who specializes in whips, submachine guns, and flame attacks with her Persona Carmen.

Vincent Brooks from Catherine

Vincent Brooks is the troubled protagonist of the puzzle video game Catherine, an offshoot of the Shin Megami Tensei Persona series. He is torn between the love of two women, Katherine and Catherine, and thrust into perverted nightmare worlds while trying to choose between them. Horns optional.

Andy DeMayo

Andy DeMayo is the cousin of Greg Universe
and the first cousin of Steven Universe once removed in the cartoon Steven Universe. He is initially hostile to the Gems, but grows to accept them into his family.

The Slipnutz

They’re the Slipnutz and they’re slippin’ on nuts! Clownin’ around, and slippin’ on nuts! The Slipnutz are from the classic Late Night with Conan O’Brien skit The Slipnutz, where Conan mistakenly books a show for Slipnutz rather than heavy metal band Slipknot. The Slipnutz even opened for real life Slipknot at the Continental Arena in 2005.

Jack Baker From Resident Evil 7

Jack Baker is the head of the Baker Family, the antagonists of Resident Evil 7: Biohazard, He is a highly sadistic individual that stalks the player, murdering many over the years while under the influence of evil forces.

Simple Jack

Simple Jack is a character played by Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller) in the movie-within-a-movie for Tropic Thunder, “Simple Jack”. Tugg Speedman faced harsh critical reception for Simple Jack, it being called one of the worst movies ever made. It tarnishes his reputation, causing him to fall into a crisis. Horse brush optional.

Caliban

Caliban from Logan

Caliban (Stephen Merchant) is a mutant from the X-Men film series and in Logan is an ally to Wolverine. He helps foster Charles Xavier, but in the past, his power of tracking Mutants was used to eliminate most of them. He cannot be exposed to sunlight or else he burns horrifically.

The Thin White Duke

The Thin White Duke, like the better known Ziggy Stardust, was one of David Bowie’s personas, featured in his album Station to Station. He’s a sharply dressed individual known for throwing darts in lovers’ eyes.

Bedtime Charlie Kelly From Always Sunny

Charlie Kelly is one of the main characters of the comedy series It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Charlie is the illiterate co-owner at Paddy’s and a childhood friend of Mac and Dennis. He is also Frank’s roommate and possibly his biological son. He’s considered to be the most beloved character in the series. He’s had numerous costumes, so this guide will deal with his bedtime/lounge look which is prevalent in many episodes. Silver food spray optional for “The Nightman” Charlie. Fake poop also optional for “Who Pooped the Bed” Charlie.

Content Cop

Content Cop is the persona for Ian Carter, AKA idubbz, for his YouTube series of the same name in which he attempts to police YouTube by exposing subpar YouTubers.