Posts by Real Human Bean

Krampus

Krampus is a supernatural entity from German folklore and the titular main antagonist of the 2015 Christmas horror-comedy film of the same name. Krampus is an evil version of Santa Claus who punishes naughty people on Christmas.

Howard Langston from Jingle All the Way

Howard Langston, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, is the protagonist of the classic family Christmas film Jingle All the Way. He is a workaholic who struggles to give his son what he wants most for Christmas, a rare Turbo-Man action figure, on Christmas Eve. You may either get the blue or red checkered shirt depending on which appearance.

Marv From Home Alone

Marv (Daniel Stern) is one-half of the Wet Bandits, the villains from Home Alone. They try to rob the McCallister home during Christmas, not knowing Kevin has prepared traps for them. Injuries optional.

Bad Santa

Willie T. Soke, AKA Bad Santa (Billy Bob Thorton), is the alcoholic sex driven protagonist of the classic adult Christmas comedy film Bad Santa. He is a professional thief who disguises himself as Santa Claus to rob malls during the holidays.

Harry from Home Alone

Harry (Joe Pesci) is one-half of the Wet Bandits, the villains from Home Alone. They try to rob the McCallister home during Christmas, not knowing Kevin has prepared traps for them. Injuries optional.

Blank Banshee

Blank Banshee is a Canadian musician and one of the pioneers of the vaporwave movement. His real name along with many of his personal details remain unknown and he often appears masked live and in photos. He has gained much Internet fame for his vaporwave music albums and unique artwork.

Meryl Silverburgh

Meryl Silverburgh is one of the main characters of Metal Gear Solid 1 and Guns of the Patriots. She helps Solid Snake during the Shadow Moses incident and commands the Rat Patrol Team 01 of the CID During the Guns of the Patriots Incident and later becomes the wife of Johnny Sasaki.

David S. Pumpkins

David S. Pumpkins is a character played by Tom Hanks in Saturday Night live. He is an enigmatic man who terrorizes guests on a haunted elevator attraction. He’s backed by two dancing skeleton cronies. He’s gonna scare the hell out of YOU! Be sure to trim the wig. Act fast, as the pumpkin suit is quickly selling out and it’s unknown when it will be back in stock.

The Spirit

The Spirit is a fictional masked crimefighter created by cartoonist Will Eisner. He’s a masked vigilante who fights crime with the blessing of the city’s police. I recommend finding a way to make your tie stick out to the side, probably by putting a wire into it.

Aaron Boone

Aaron Boone is the protagonist of Clive Barker’s cult classic fantasy/horror film Nightbreed, based on his novel Cabal. Suffering from nightmares of monsters, he discovers an underground city called Midian, and he is reborn a monster. Now he must protect this world and become its new leader, Cabal.