Posts by Tom

Margot Tenenbaum

Margot is the adopted child of the Tenenbaum family, which father Royal never forgets to point out during introductions. She has a checkered past that includes a secret marriage, wooden finger, and most shocking of all, a smoking habit.

Steve Zissou

Steve Zissou, played by Bill Murray in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, is an oceanographer who makes documentaries from aboard the Belafonte. He corresponds on Steve Zissou stationery and sports Steve Zissou special edition Adidas.

Dirk Calloway

Dirk Calloway, played by Mason Gamble, is loyal sidekick to Max Fischer. Their friendship hits a rough patch though when Dirk finds out Max has been coming onto his mom and talking about it at Rushmore. With friends like that who needs friends?

Fred Savage in The Wizard

Fred Savage as Corey Woods co-stars with Rilo Kiley in The Wizard, a 100-minute Nintendo commercial for Super Mario Bros 3 and the Power Glove. I love this outfit. It’s so bad.

Max Fischer

Max Fischer’s life revolves around Rushmore Academy, but not for the academics, what with model UN, kung fu, calligraphy, beekeepers club, and what not. Oh, and he saved Latin — what did you ever do?

Steve Jobs

As Steve Jobs changed the face of computing with the Macintosh, iMac, iPod, iPhone, and iPad, his outfit always remained the same. Presented here are the exact same brands that filled the closet of the late, great Apple CEO.

Ernest P. Worrell

Ernest P. Worrell, better known as Ernest Goes To…, is a bumbling but good-natured handyman. He was so popular in the 80’s that he was able to cross over from local TV commercials to a franchise spanning 10 films. It’s not too hard to replicate his outfit, but that face is another story. Knowhutimean?

McLovin

In Superbad, Fogell (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) uses a fake ID to buy alcohol for a party. On the downside, the fake ID is not too subtle, issued by the state of Hawaii to a man named simply “McLovin”. On the upside, it makes a great accessory for his not too subtle “grown-up” clothes.

McKayla is Not Impressed

Following a 2nd place finish in the 2012 Summer Olympics, McKayla Maroney expressed a moment of disappointment, inspiring countless McKayla is Not Impressed macros. This set comes with both her silver and the team gold, for which she was reported to be mildly impressed.

Morton Salt Umbrella Girl

The Morton Salt Umbrella Girl was created all the way back in 1914 and is still going strong today. For a long time now, it’s been considered one of the most famous logos. Still, if your outfit draws confused looks from young ones, you have your Morton salt on hand to show them.