Posts by Tom

Borat

Borat Sagdiyev is a Kazakh journalist who chronicles his travels from Central Asia to the United States. In his time off from pursuing Pamela Anderson, he likes to hang up his suit and air out in his favorite fluorescent manikini. Jagshemash!

Misty

Misty works as a Pokémon trainer alongside Ash and Brock. She’s known to be stubborn and short-tempered, but shows her tender side from time to time. Misty dresses for comfort in a cropped tank top and high-cut jean shorts.

Bad Luck Brian

Bad Luck Brian is a teenage boy who’s gone through a series of unfortunate events, mostly involving bouts of incontinence. Takes a bad school photo in 1988, on the Internet for all eternity.

Louis CK

Louis CK is a brilliant standup comedian starring in the surrealist FX hit Louie and HBO’s mostly forgotten Lucky Louie. His fashion style is apparently influenced by Steve Jobs’s famous black shirt and blue jeans.

Dignan

Dignan is a landscaper (not just a mower) in Bottle Rocket. His 75-year plan includes breaking his best friend Anthony out of a voluntary psych ward and running a practice heist at Anthony’s mom’s house. His yellow jumpsuit makes him look like a little banana, but it’s all part of the plan.

Scumbag Steve

Scumbag Steve is that friend who’s constantly screwing you over. His style includes color-coordinated outfits, a backwards Red Sox cap, and a chip on his shoulder.

Old Spice Guy

Old Spice Guy, officially the Man Your Man Could Smell Like, is a manly man who pitches Old Spice. Played by Isaiah Mustafa, he’s often simultaneously in various states of adventure and undress, the better to show off his muscles.