Axe Cop is a gruff police officer who prefers to wield a fireman's axe while fighting crime. He's married to his job, working the "always" shift by sleeping two minutes per day. His battle cry is straight and to the point: "I will chop your head off!"
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May 12, 2014 by Kristina
Ron Swanson is a macho, meat-loving government employee who works for the Parks and Recreation Department in Pawnee, Indiana. This manly man loves anything to do with bacon, eggs or steak, and is a fan of what the locals refer to as the “Meat Tornado”. Ron also enjoys woodworking and playing the sax as his alter ego, Duke Silver.
October 3, 2014 by gopegasus
Ticci Toby is a crazed killer from the creepypasta of the same name. Ticci Toby was in a car crash with his sister, who unfortunately didn’t escape as she was impaled by glass shards and her chest and legs crushed by the car’s wreckage. Ticci Toby survived the crash, but carries with him the burden of an incurable tic caused by Tourette’s, giving him his name.
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