Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) is slow-witted boy from Alabama whose endearing personality exposes him to many life-changing and history-changing events. Despite his below average IQ, Forrest achieves great things like being named an All-American football player, winning a Medal of Honor, and becoming a millionaire shrimper.
March 10, 2017 by Real Human Bean
Simple Jack is a character played by Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller) in the movie-within-a-movie for Tropic Thunder, “Simple Jack”. Tugg Speedman faced harsh critical reception for Simple Jack, it being called one of the worst movies ever made. It tarnishes his reputation, causing him to fall into a crisis. Horse brush optional.
August 3, 2015 by Tom
In Cast Away, Chuck Noland (Tom Hanks) is a systems engineers who travels the world making FedEx depots more efficient. On one such trip, his plane crashes into the Pacific Ocean. He awakes to find himself the sole survivor on an uninhabited island, with only a volleyball he names Wilson to keep him company. Your choice of shorts or loin cloth depending on how committed you want to be.October 31, 2016 by Real Human Bean
David S. Pumpkins is a character played by Tom Hanks in Saturday Night live. He is an enigmatic man who terrorizes guests on a haunted elevator attraction. He’s backed by two dancing skeleton cronies. He’s gonna scare the hell out of YOU! Be sure to trim the wig. Act fast, as the pumpkin suit is quickly selling out and it’s unknown when it will be back in stock.
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