Content Cop is the persona for Ian Carter, AKA idubbz, for his YouTube series of the same name in which he attempts to police YouTube by exposing subpar YouTubers.
JoeysWorldTour is an infamous YouTube amateur food reviewer known for his grossness in eating and his weird and loud catchphrases (such as “I’M BYYYYYYYYYYYYYACK” or “WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOO!!”). He is often seen wearing Mickey Mouse ears and either a plain blue shirt or a personalized JoeysWorldTour shirt. Nutella/wasabi smeared on face optional.
Tucker is one of the main characters of the Australian cult classic TV series Danger 5. He is the straight edge and by the books member of the team, but also the most weak. For bigger comedic effect, try printing out your own “Sensible Chuckle” magazine cover and paste it over an existing one.
Freddie is a fan favorite from the cult classic anime, manga, and live-action movie Cromartie High School. He is the manliest student in all of Cromartie, but since he’s mute no one knows anything about him. Kamiyama names him “Freddie” due to his resemblance to Freddie Mercury.
Kintaro Oe is the protagonist of the anime/manga series Golden Boy. He is a college dropout who mastered the curriculum of Tokyo University Department of Law and looks for oddjobs in Japan to “study”. Along the way he encounters numerous women whom lust for him, but he chooses to pursue study rather than selfish physical pleadures. Since he goes through many costumes, we will focus on his episode 1 default appearance.
Blank Banshee is a Canadian musician and one of the pioneers of the vaporwave movement. His real name along with many of his personal details remain unknown and he often appears masked live and in photos. He has gained much Internet fame for his vaporwave music albums and unique artwork.
David S. Pumpkins is a character played by Tom Hanks in Saturday Night live. He is an enigmatic man who terrorizes guests on a haunted elevator attraction. He’s backed by two dancing skeleton cronies. He’s gonna scare the hell out of YOU! Be sure to trim the wig. Act fast, as the pumpkin suit is quickly selling out and it’s unknown when it will be back in stock.
In the 2016 US presidential debates between Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump, it was Ken Bone who won the hearts of American citizens. During the Q&A, the undecided coal plant worker asked the candidates about their energy policies. But it was his red sweater, picked up by his wife, that took everyone’s attention.
Harambe was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo who was shot after a three-year-old human boy fell into his enclosure. He was killed one day after his 17th birthday, after which conspiracy theories and “dicks out” tributes swirled. Rest in peace, Harambe.
Keemstar is Daniel Keem, a video blogger and the host of the YouTube channel DramaAlert. Let’s get right into the news!