Freddie is a fan favorite from the cult classic anime, manga, and live-action movie Cromartie High School. He is the manliest student in all of Cromartie, but since he’s mute no one knows anything about him. Kamiyama names him “Freddie” due to his resemblance to Freddie Mercury.
Kintaro Oe is the protagonist of the anime/manga series Golden Boy. He is a college dropout who mastered the curriculum of Tokyo University Department of Law and looks for oddjobs in Japan to “study”. Along the way he encounters numerous women whom lust for him, but he chooses to pursue study rather than selfish physical pleadures. Since he goes through many costumes, we will focus on his episode 1 default appearance.
Blank Banshee is a Canadian musician and one of the pioneers of the vaporwave movement. His real name along with many of his personal details remain unknown and he often appears masked live and in photos. He has gained much Internet fame for his vaporwave music albums and unique artwork.
David S. Pumpkins is a character played by Tom Hanks in Saturday Night live. He is an enigmatic man who terrorizes guests on a haunted elevator attraction. He’s backed by two dancing skeleton cronies. He’s gonna scare the hell out of YOU! Be sure to trim the wig. Act fast, as the pumpkin suit is quickly selling out and it’s unknown when it will be back in stock.
In the 2016 US presidential debates between Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump, it was Ken Bone who won the hearts of American citizens. During the Q&A, the undecided coal plant worker asked the candidates about their energy policies. But it was his red sweater, picked up by his wife, that took everyone’s attention.
Harambe was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo who was shot after a three-year-old human boy fell into his enclosure. He was killed one day after his 17th birthday, after which conspiracy theories and “dicks out” tributes swirled. Rest in peace, Harambe.
Keemstar is Daniel Keem, a video blogger and the host of the YouTube channel DramaAlert. Let’s get right into the news!
Gabe “The Glue Man” Degrossi is a professional wrestler who stars in Jerma Rumble. He was once a basketball player for the Boston Celtics, but was involved in a glue factory accident that transformed him into his new identity. He was voted the worst shit character in the Jerma univers.
Arthur Read is an anthropomorphic aardvark, based on the children’s books by Marc Brown, who lives in Elmwood City with his aardvark family and animal friends and attends Lakewood Elementary School. He’s been 8 years old for like 20 years now.
Filthy Frank is the protagonist of the DizastaMusic and TVFilthyFrank YouTube channels and is known for offensive, shocking, alternative, and filthy humor. Filming himself, his friends, and the bizarre entities living in his house, Frank has become the star of his own show: The Filthy Frank Show. An internet comedian, vlogger, Chef, musician, and absolute madman, Filthy Frank is the edgiest man on the internet.