dazed and confused

Darla Marks

Don’t let this Senior from Dazed and Confused catch you standing during an air raid. Darla Marks (Parker Posey) gets immense pleasure from hazing the incoming freshmen by making them lay on the ground while she sprays them with condiments. And if you don’t like it then you can just lick her, all of you!

David Wooderson

David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) is a 20-something-year-old who still hangs out with high schoolers in Dazed and Confused. But for him that’s “alright, alright, alright” because even though he gets older, the high school girls stay the same age.