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McPoyles

The McPoyles cross a new level of creepy. They always look greasy. They wear their pajamas in public and they’re obsessed with milk. If you’re into making people uncomfortable then their style is the way to go. However, you may want to steer clear of that whole incest thing. That’s a little too in character.

Maureen Ponderosa

Maureen Ponderosa was making her own cat sweatshirts before it became an ironic fashion statement. Now these feline sweatshirts are flying off the shelves. You may have to add your own glitter for it to be a truly authentic Maureen creation. Don’t forget the black tooth to bring the entire look together. The bad breath is optional.

Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass

In It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie goes America all over everybody’s ass when they start treading on him. He breaks into a patriotic song, declaring that he’s gonna sew a flag and ride a big truck and kick some ass. Rock, flag and eagle.

Charlie in The Nightman Cometh

Poor Charlie, all he has ever wanted in life is the waitress. He loves her so much that he even went as far as writing and directing Nightman Cometh to get her attention. Despite his efforts, his bright yellow suit and snazzy white top hat couldn’t woo her. Oh well, maybe next time.

Mac as Nightman

Mac plays by his own rules and proved such when he cast himself as the leading role in Charlie’s play, Nightman Cometh. The character was a perfect excuse for him to show off his muscles and cat like reflexes. The hissing sounds were just an added bonus.

Dennis Reynolds as Dayman

Of all the characters in Nightman Cometh, Dennis Reynolds was the only one to undergo a transformation. From little boy to Dayman, Dennis channeled his inner Ziggy Stardust and stole the show while wearing an erotic silver unitard.

The Green Men

Force and Sully, collectively known as The Green Men, are Vancouver Canucks fans who taunting opposing players as they sit in the penalty box. Against Tim Brent of the Toronto Maple Leafs, they used frozen waffles to great effect.