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Colonel Stars and Stripes

After barely escaping an ambush, mafioso Sal Bertolinni (Jim Carrey) decides to leave behind his life of crime. He becomes a born-again Christian and the masked vigilante known as Colonel Stars and Stripes.

Kick-Ass

Dave Lizewski is an ordinary kid who wants to do something extraordinary. He decides to become real-life superhero Kick-Ass. Things don’t go so well in his first attempt at fighting crime though, as he gets stabbed and run over.

Hit-Girl

In Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl is the young but deadly assassin played by Chloƫ Grace Moretz. Her upbringing as Mindy Macready has consisted solely of training and crimefighting, and has shaped her into a cold killing machine. Mourn later.

Mindy Macready

The secret identity of Hit-Girl is eleven-year-old Mindy Macready. As an infant, she was taken away by her father, who then trained her day and night to be a lethal assassin. Mindy likes Hello Kitty, Clint Eastwood, and guns.