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Saxton Hale

In Team Fortress 2, Saxton Hale is the CEO of Mann Co, the company that supplies both RED and BLU mercenaries with their weapons. He’s a manly Australian who’s rarely seen in a shirt, let alone a necktie. The better to show off his Australia-shaped chest hair.

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson is a macho, meat-loving government employee who works for the Parks and Recreation Department in Pawnee, Indiana. This manly man loves anything to do with bacon, eggs or steak, and is a fan of what the locals refer to as the “Meat Tornado”. Ron also enjoys woodworking and playing the sax as his alter ego, Duke Silver.

Brawny Man

Brawny Man

Brawny Man is the manliest of the major paper towel brands. But he got a makeover a few years back and cleaned up his image. So if you wanna go full brawny like back in the 70s, you’ll want to grow out your hair, wear a mustache, and show a little chest.