Joe Dirt (David Spade) is a custodian who had a poor upbringing, after he was left behind by his parents at the Grand Canyon and left to fend for himself. As a baby, he had a mullet wig implanted because the top of his skull never formed.
Angus MacGyver (Richard Dean Anderson) is legendary for his resourcefulness. Whenever he’s in a bind, he’s somehow able to macgyver a pencil and duct tape into a ballistic missile. Legend says that MacGyver’s genius is in his mullet.
In The Walking Dead, Dr. Eugene Porter (Josh McDermitt) claims to be a scientist who has the cure for the zombie plague. We’ll see if he’s as smart as he says he is, but we know for sure he can’t be trusted with a firearm.