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Tan Mom

Patricia Krentcil, better known as Tan Mom, made headlines in 2012 when she was accused of taking her child to a tanning salon. If you’re looking to achieve that same glowing hue, we’d recommend several cans of the spray-on tanner.

Oompa-Loompa

Oompa-Loompas are originally from Loompaland where they are preyed upon by Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers. Willy Wonka offers the Oompa-Loompas jobs at his chocolate factory in exchange for cocoa beans. They are especially good at improvising songs that emphasize the bad habits of each child as they succumb to their vices.