David S. Pumpkins is a character played by Tom Hanks in Saturday Night live. He is an enigmatic man who terrorizes guests on a haunted elevator attraction. He’s backed by two dancing skeleton cronies. He’s gonna scare the hell out of YOU! Be sure to trim the wig. Act fast, as the pumpkin suit is quickly selling out and it’s unknown when it will be back in stock.
In Chappelle’s Show, Tyrone Biggums (Dave Chappelle) is a squeaky-voiced crack addict who suffers white blistered lips and constant scratching. His favorite meal is peanut butter and crack sandwiches, which he downs with Red Balls, a crack-infused energy drink.
On Saturday Night Live, Matt Foley (Chris Farley) is a motivational speaker with all the wrong qualities. He’s disheveled, eats a steady diet of government cheese, and lives in a van down by the river. If you’re doing any better, well whoop-dee-frickin-doo!