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David S. Pumpkins

David S. Pumpkins is a character played by Tom Hanks in Saturday Night live. He is an enigmatic man who terrorizes guests on a haunted elevator attraction. He’s backed by two dancing skeleton cronies. He’s gonna scare the hell out of YOU! Be sure to trim the wig. Act fast, as the pumpkin suit is quickly selling out and it’s unknown when it will be back in stock.

Kraft Punk

On the Eric Andre Show, Kraft Punk is a cheesy Daft Punk lookalike who pranks unsuspecting passers by. Some of his top hits include slipping slices of Kraft cheese under subway passengers and stealing basketballs and dumping them in a bucket of Cheez Whiz.

Tyrone Biggums

In Chappelle’s Show, Tyrone Biggums (Dave Chappelle) is a squeaky-voiced crack addict who suffers white blistered lips and constant scratching. His favorite meal is peanut butter and crack sandwiches, which he downs with Red Balls, a crack-infused energy drink.

Matt Foley

On Saturday Night Live, Matt Foley (Chris Farley) is a motivational speaker with all the wrong qualities. He’s disheveled, eats a steady diet of government cheese, and lives in a van down by the river. If you’re doing any better, well whoop-dee-frickin-doo!

MacGruber

MacGruber (Will Forte) is the son of the famed MacGyver. Like his father, he often finds himself trapped in a control room with a ticking time bomb. Unlike his father, he brings his troubled home life with him to work.

Stuart Larkin

Stuart Douglas Larkin is a creepy, overgrown little boy played by MAD TV’s Michael McDonald. He has frequent temper tantrums, which can cross over into his “dark place” on occasion.