south park

Reality

In South Park, Reality is personified as an accented magician who comes to destroy people’s Internet safe spaces and give them tough love on life.

PC Principal

In South Park, PC Principal is the new principal at South Park Elementary. As an alumni member of the PCA frat house, he’s both politically correct and prone to violent outbursts. He shames and bullies others until they learn to check their privilege, going as far as to break Cartman’s bones.

Professor Chaos

In South Park, Professor Chaos is the alter ego that Butters takes on after he’s exiled from the crew for being too uncool. As Professor Chaos, he spreads discord in the world by doing things like spraying aerosol cans to destroy the atmosphere, and no doubt wasting lots of aluminum foil.

Eric Cartman

In South Park, Eric Carman is an aggressive, manipulative, and emotionally unstable boy. Like his huskiness, some of it can be explained by his permissive mother, who let’s him get away with murder.

Wendy Testaburger

Wendy Testaburger is Stan Marsh’s main squeeze. She’s mature for her age and not afraid to go against the grain. Her refined look, especially for a 4th grader, includes a pink beret, a purple coat, and yellow trousers.