Posts by Real Human Bean

Yusuke Kitagawa

Yusuke Kitagawa is a playable character from the JRPG Persona 5, a spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series. He is an aloof art student from Kosei High School who becomes involved with the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, in which he serves under the alter ego Fox.

Noire from Persona 5

Noire is the Phantom Thieves alter ego of Haru Okumura from the JRPG Persona 5, a spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series. She is a wealthy yet sheltered student at Shujin Academy who joins the Phantom Thieves after they steal her father’s heart and reform him. She specializes in grenades, axes, and psychic attacks with her Persona Milady.

Makoto Niijima

Makoto Nijima is a playable character from the JRPG Persona 5, a spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series. A preppy teacher’s pet who is initially skeptical about the Phantom Thieves, she ends up joining them under the codename “Queen” after they help her out of yakuza debt.

Joker from Persona 5

Joker is the alter ego of player character Kurusu Akira from the visual novel JRPG Persona 5. He is a juvenile delinquent turned leader of the Phantom Thieves, a group of high school friends who seek to “steal the hearts” of wrongdoers and forcing them to repent for their sins.

Panther From Persona 5

Panther is the alter ego of Ann Takamaki from the JRPG Persona 5, a spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series. Panther is a fierce fighter for the Phantom Thieves who specializes in whips, submachine guns, and flame attacks with her Persona Carmen.

Vincent Brooks from Catherine

Vincent Brooks is the troubled protagonist of the puzzle video game Catherine, an offshoot of the Shin Megami Tensei Persona series. He is torn between the love of two women, Katherine and Catherine, and thrust into perverted nightmare worlds while trying to choose between them. Horns optional.

Andy DeMayo

Andy DeMayo is the cousin of Greg Universe
and the first cousin of Steven Universe once removed in the cartoon Steven Universe. He is initially hostile to the Gems, but grows to accept them into his family.

The Slipnutz

They’re the Slipnutz and they’re slippin’ on nuts! Clownin’ around, and slippin’ on nuts! The Slipnutz are from the classic Late Night with Conan O’Brien skit The Slipnutz, where Conan mistakenly books a show for Slipnutz rather than heavy metal band Slipknot. The Slipnutz even opened for real life Slipknot at the Continental Arena in 2005.

Jack Baker From Resident Evil 7

Jack Baker is the head of the Baker Family, the antagonists of Resident Evil 7: Biohazard, He is a highly sadistic individual that stalks the player, murdering many over the years while under the influence of evil forces.

Simple Jack

Simple Jack is a character played by Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller) in the movie-within-a-movie for Tropic Thunder, “Simple Jack”. Tugg Speedman faced harsh critical reception for Simple Jack, it being called one of the worst movies ever made. It tarnishes his reputation, causing him to fall into a crisis. Horse brush optional.

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