Posts by Real Human Bean

Klaus Baudelaire

Klaus Baudelaire (Louis Hynes) is one-third of the Baudelaire Orphans, the protagonists of the book series and its movie and TV show adaptations Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events. When the Baudelaire parents are murdered in a mysterious fire, they are put under the care of the sinister Count Olaf, who is after their vast fortune. This causes a series of unfortunate events that leads the orphans on a neverending escape from Olaf’s clutches.

Shinji Ikari

Shinji Ikari is the protagonist of the classic anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion. He is the fourteen year old who becomes the pilot for EVA Unit 0-1 after a cataclysmic event wiped out half of humanity. Suffering from numerous mental issues and abuse, Shinji struggles to become the hero expected of him. Shinji mug and Pen^2 plush optional.

Freddie From Cromartie High School

Freddie is a fan favorite from the cult classic anime, manga, and live-action movie Cromartie High School. He is the manliest student in all of Cromartie, but since he’s mute no one knows anything about him. Kamiyama names him “Freddie” due to his resemblance to Freddie Mercury.

Kintaro Oe

Kintaro Oe is the protagonist of the anime/manga series Golden Boy. He is a college dropout who mastered the curriculum of Tokyo University Department of Law and looks for oddjobs in Japan to “study”. Along the way he encounters numerous women whom lust for him, but he chooses to pursue study rather than selfish physical pleadures. Since he goes through many costumes, we will focus on his episode 1 default appearance.

Krampus

Krampus is a supernatural entity from German folklore and the titular main antagonist of the 2015 Christmas horror-comedy film of the same name. Krampus is an evil version of Santa Claus who punishes naughty people on Christmas.

Howard Langston from Jingle All the Way

Howard Langston, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, is the protagonist of the classic family Christmas film Jingle All the Way. He is a workaholic who struggles to give his son what he wants most for Christmas, a rare Turbo-Man action figure, on Christmas Eve. You may either get the blue or red checkered shirt depending on which appearance.

Marv from Home Alone

Marv (Daniel Stern) is one-half of the Wet Bandits, the villains from Home Alone. They try to rob the McCallister home during Christmas, not knowing Kevin has prepared traps for them. Injuries optional.

Bad Santa

Willie T. Soke, AKA Bad Santa (Billy Bob Thorton), is the alcoholic sex driven protagonist of the classic adult Christmas comedy film Bad Santa. He is a professional thief who disguises himself as Santa Claus to rob malls during the holidays.

Harry from Home Alone

Harry (Joe Pesci) is one-half of the Wet Bandits, the villains from Home Alone. They try to rob the McCallister home during Christmas, not knowing Kevin has prepared traps for them. Injuries optional.

Blank Banshee

Blank Banshee is a Canadian musician and one of the pioneers of the vaporwave movement. His real name along with many of his personal details remain unknown and he often appears masked live and in photos. He has gained much Internet fame for his vaporwave music albums and unique artwork.

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