Books

Andy Reid

NFL coach Andy Reid was fired by the Philadelphia Eagles following a 4-12 season. He gave the Eagles the old middle finger by leading the Kansas City Chiefs to an 8-0 start and beating them the very next season.

Troll Doll

Troll dolls were originally made by a Danish woodcutter and became fads in the U.S. starting in the 1960’s. They’re known for their colorful hair and lack of clothing. Though you’re technically not naked with the nude skin suit, you may still want to consider some additional coverage.

Aladdin

Aladdin falls in love with Princess Jasmine and uses the Genie’s wishes to turn him into a real prince. However his plans are thwarted by Jafar, who’s also after the Genie’s magical powers, and he must use his street smarts to outwit his enemy.

Albus Dumbledore

Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is the most powerful wizard in the world, and has some eccentric traits, like his love of knitting patterns. By serving as a mentor to Harry Potter, Dumbledore helps in the battle against Lord Voldemort.

Mommie Dearest

Mommie Dearest, better known as Joan Crawford, was a living nightmare for her children. Compulsively clean, the actress had a bizarre morning beauty regime the involved scrubbing her face with boiling hot water. While you may not want to dunk your face in rubbing alcohol, you can still achieve the Mommie Dearest look with a peel-off cucumber mask. Of course, we know the real reason you want to copy this style is because you want another excuse to scream “NO WIRE HANGERS.”

Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal is a brilliant psychologist with a twisted psyche. He leads a double life as a cannabalistic serial killer, but he doesn’t let this interfere with his sophisticated and cultured personality. Instead, he prefers to eat his victims with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

The Man in the Yellow Hat

Curious George’s human companion, the Man in the Yellow Hat, takes his name from his attire. Little is known about this mystery guy other than his propensity to dress in yellow. Although if you’re going to hang out with a monkey it makes sense that you would want to dress like a giant banana.

Where’s Waldo?

You might think Waldo would be easy to spot in a crowd, what with his red and white striped attire. Unfortunately, he likes to hang around things like barber poles and candy canes, accompanied by people like Wenda, Woof, and Odlaw who dress similarly.

V for Vendetta

In V for Vendetta, an activist going by the name V starts a violent campaign to bring down a totalitarian government and free the people to rule for themselves. The mask he wears of the real-life Guy Fawkes has been adopted, in turn, by the real-life Anonymous and the Occupy movements.

Captain Haddock

In The Adventures of Tintin, Captain Archibald Haddock is captain of the merchant vessel Karaboudjan. And like so many sea captains, he has a fondness, you might say, for the bottle and the pipe.

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