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Sexy Sax Man Sergio Flores is known for showing up in unexpected places, like mall food courts, where he’s known to serenade a baby with that sexy George Michael song Careless Whisper.

Kung Fury (David Sandberg) is a Miami detective who suddenly gains a powerful form of kung fu after being struck by lightning and bitten by a cobra. Fortunately this happens just as Adolf Hitler travels through time to become history’s greatest martial artist. You can see for yourself how it all goes down on YouTube.

Slenderman is a thin, unusually tall man who wears a black suit and has a white featureless face. He appears at random when it’s dark to stalk and abduct the unsuspecting who are outside alone.

Ticci Toby is a crazed killer from the creepypasta of the same name. Ticci Toby was in a car crash with his sister, who unfortunately didn’t escape as she was impaled by glass shards and her chest and legs crushed by the car’s wreckage. Ticci Toby survived the crash, but carries with him the burden of an incurable tic caused by Tourette’s, giving him his name.

At the European premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy in London, Vin Diesel did his best Groot impression, wearing stilts and donning an “I am Groot” shirt. We are all Groot, but some, like Vin, are more Groot than others.

Muscles Glasses (Alex Perrault) shows you how to eat right in Epic Meal Time. His dietary staples include meat, more meat, and bacon covered meat all topped off with Jack Daniel’s.

Patricia Krentcil, better known as Tan Mom, made headlines in 2012 when she was accused of taking her child to a tanning salon. If you’re looking to achieve that same glowing hue, we’d recommend several cans of the spray-on tanner.

Oh hi there. In the legendary movie The Room, Tommy Wiseau plays Johnny, a red-blooded, football-loving gentleman. He discovers an affair between his fianceé Lisa and Mark, which is tearing him apart.