Carbon Costume

… Few people can get away with wearing sweatpants in public and Mick Foley is one of them. Taking professional wrestling by storm with a variety of characters, the toothless Foley even managed to make a celebrity out of a sock puppet. This year the Hardcore Champion will add WWE Hall of Fame Inductee to his already impressive resume. We can only hope Mr. Socko will be at the ceremony. …

… Mac plays by his own rules and proved such when he cast himself as the leading role in Charlie’s play, Nightman Cometh. The character was a perfect excuse for him to show off his muscles and cat like reflexes. The hissing sounds were just an added bonus. …

… Poor Charlie, all he has ever wanted in life is the waitress. He loves her so much that he even went as far as writing and directing Nightman Cometh to get her attention. Despite his efforts, his bright yellow suit and snazzy white top hat couldn’t woo her. Oh well, maybe next time. …

… In the Hangover Part 3, John Goodman plays crime boss Marshall. He has 21 million dollars stolen from him by Chow, and takes Doug hostage until he can get his money back. Having an angry John Goodman crouching over you is not a good situation….

… In the Hangover, the boys are headed to Vegas for the weekend — and the bride’s socially awkward brother Alan Garner (Zach Galifianakis) is tagging along. The wolf pack, as Alan dubs them, have one hell of night and sober up to a baby, a tiger, and a Mike Tyson….

… Starting out as Don Draper’s secretary, Peggy at first seemed like a typical shy, Catholic schoolgirl. But it rapidly became clear she had a talent and instinct for copy matched only by Don himself. Taken under his wing, she’s subsequently blossomed into a confident woman willing to pursue her own ambitions….

… The original queen bee of Sterling Cooper, Joan ran the secretarial pool with vicious efficiency. Although men concentrate on her va-va-voom image, she’s smarter than she lets on and isn’t above using sex appeal to advance her career. A smart move, it seems, as she’s gotten a partnership in the firm….

… With her Grace Kelly good looks, house in the suburbs, successful husband and two-point-three kids, Betty Draper was supposed to be the epitome of a 1960’s happy housewife. Too bad she and Don made each other so miserable. However, even after leaving him, Betty still struggles within the confines of conservative suburbia….

… Like so many girls, Maebe Funke has a crush on Steve Holt, star quarterback and third-year senior. It isn’t long before Maebe’s mother Lindsay develops feelings for him too. Little do they know that he might be their cousin/nephew. Steve Holt!…

… In Arrested Development, Michael Bluth falls madly in love with Rita Leeds (Charlize Theron) due to her British accent and sweet charm. It’s only after he asks her to marry him that all of the pieces fall into place and he realizes that she has a wee brain….