Carbon Costume Men
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
In Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) is playing hooky to see the big city, and he’s taking his girlfriend Sloane, his buddy Cameron, and most importantly Cameron’s dad’s Ferrari along for the ride.
Seth from Superbad
Seth (Jonah Hill) is an unpopular high school kid who gets invited to a party. He tries to boost his social standing by promising to bring alcohol. But before he can get his hands on some alcohol, he first has to get the cops to believe that McLovin’s ID is legit.
Franklin Franklin
In Small Apartments, Franklin Franklin (Matt Lucas) is an overweight, hairless recluse who wears little more than tightey whiteys and a selection of wigs. The clogs and alphorn can be explained by his obsession with Switzerland. The rest of it, who knows?
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants (voiced by Tom Kenny) works as a fry cook and lives in a pineapple under the sea. As befitting his appearance, he is a squeaky-clean square, annoying everyone around him with his cheerful optimism.
Patrick Star
In SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star (voiced by Bill Fagerbakke) is an overweight, dim-witted pink starfish. He’s unemployed, but works on occasion at Krusty Krab with his best friend SpongeBob.
Saxton Hale
In Team Fortress 2, Saxton Hale is the CEO of Mann Co, the company that supplies both RED and BLU mercenaries with their weapons. He’s a manly Australian who’s rarely seen in a shirt, let alone a necktie. The better to show off his Australia-shaped chest hair.
Superman / Clark Kent
Superman, who was born Kal-El, is sent to Earth just before the destruction of his home planet, Krypton. He gains his powers from the sun and is able to fly faster than a speeding bullet, is more powerful than a locomotive, and is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. If you’d rather not wear your underwear on the outside, then you can always dress up as Superman’s alias, Clark Kent.
Ticci Toby
Ticci Toby is a crazed killer from the creepypasta of the same name. Ticci Toby was in a car crash with his sister, who unfortunately didn’t escape as she was impaled by glass shards and her chest and legs crushed by the car’s wreckage. Ticci Toby survived the crash, but carries with him the burden of an incurable tic caused by Tourette’s, giving him his name.
Inigo Montoya
In The Princess Bride, Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) is a Spanish swordfighter who seeks revenge on Count Rugen for the murder of his father, as he will so often remind you: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”
