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Brawny Man

Brawny Man is the manliest of the major paper towel brands. But he got a makeover a few years back and cleaned up his image. So if you wanna go full brawny like back in the 70s, you’ll want to grow out your hair, wear a mustache, and show a little chest.

Utz Girl

The Utz Girl is the face of a snacking empire stretching from Hanover, Pennsylvania to Baltimore, Maryland. You might consider accessorizing with the crab chips, but go with the original potato chips for the classic look. And most important of all, remember that Utz are better than nuts.

Cracker Jack Boy

Originally called “Candied Popcorn and Peanuts”, Cracker Jack was sold at the first Chicago’s World Fair. Not only is it well known for coming with a prize, but it will be forever linked with baseball as sung in “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”.

Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean is perhaps the most famous spokesman of cleaning products, though the Brawny Man may beg to differ. Known as Don Limpio in Spain, Mr. Clean demands absolute cleanliness from all those around him. His shirt is spotless, always.