Carbon Costume

After a tornado transports Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland) and her little dog, Toto, to the Land of Oz, she’s off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. He agrees to help her get back home but only after she destroys the Wicked Witch of the West. She’s joined by the Cowardly Lion, the Tinman and the Scarecrow as she travels the yellow brick road. And don’t forget those amazing ruby red slippers, which the Wicked Witch of the West also wants to get her hands on, my pretty.

NFL coach Andy Reid was fired by the Philadelphia Eagles following a 4-12 season. He gave the Eagles the old middle finger by leading the Kansas City Chiefs to an 8-0 start and beating them the very next season.

In Dick Tracy, lounge singer Breathless Mahoney kept her performances fresh with an array of form fitting dresses. No dummy to the world of crime, this platinum blonde was rarely without red lips or flashy bracelets. Except of course when she was dressing up as The Blank.

Lisa Simpson is the polar opposite of her brother Bart: moral, hardworking — and unpopular. With an outfit that’s one part June Cleaver and one part Betty Rubble, it’s no wonder she seems destined to end up with a guy like Milhouse.

In The Royal Tenenbaums, Raleigh St. Clair is the meek and mild-mannered husband of Margot Tenenbaum. As a renown neurologist, he’s written the book on test subject and life companion Dudley Heinsbergen.

In King of the Hill, John Redcorn III is Dale Gribble’s neighbor. A licensed new age healer, he frequently visits Dale’s wife Nancy and cures her of her “headaches”. On a related note, John Redcorn bears a striking resemblance to Dale and Nancy’s son Joseph.

If you’re significant other is whispering sweet nothings on the phone at three in the morning, fear not. That’s just Jake from State Farm. Sure, he’s got khakis on and a husky voice, but he’s beautiful that way.

Horse Head Man is a true gentleman — he just so happens to have a horse head on his shoulders. He’s usually lounging in a smoking jacket with a cigar and martini in his hands, but can also be found on occasion traveling the world, cooking mushrooms on video, and making cameos on Google Street View.

Claudia Donovan (Allison Scagliotti) is smart as a whip, sassy, and the youngest member of the Warehouse 13 team. If she’s not searching for artifacts or chasing down bad guys, then this punk rock chick enjoys rocking out on her guitar and hacking into various computer fortresses.

In Dumb and Dumber, Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) is Lloyd Christmas’s shaggy-haired roommate. He’s a dog groomer by trade, if it wasn’t obvious from the furry dog-shaped van he drives around in.