the office

Prison Mike

In the Office, Michael Scott (Steve Carrell) adopts the persona of Prison Mike when he wants to shock people about the tough conditions of prison life. As he tells it, the prison food is nothing but gruel, but by far the worst thing about prison was the Dementors.

Pam Beesly Halpert

Pam Beesly is Dunder Mifflin’s receptionist-turned-office-manager-but-really-an-artist. Little did she know that she’d fall in love, find a best friend, and gain an extended family at her “boring” office job.

Date Mike

Date Mike

Lookout, Date Mike is on the prowl! When The Office’s Michael Scott (Steve Carrell) realizes he’s on a date, which can be more than halfway through it, he turns into this bad boy that oozes charisma and sexuality. Nice to meet him. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Dwight Schrute

Dwight Schrute

Dwight Schrute is one of the highest-ranking salesmen at the Dunder Mifflin paper company and the proprietor of a bed-and-breakfast beet plantation. He usually shows up at the office in a mustard-colored, short-sleeved dress shirt and a brown suit jacket.