In Married… with Children, Al (Ed O’Neill) is head of the Bundy household. As a high school football player he once scored 4 touchdowns in one game, but he now struggles through his job selling women’s shoes and his hopeless family. Al’s only reprieve is his alone time on the toilet and on the couch watching episodes of Psycho Dad.

Gomez Addams may not win any “Father of the Year” awards but don’t count him out as best dressed. Wearing pinstriped suits and smoking only the finest cigars, Gomez has a taste for things other than the creepy and grotesque. Whether he’s playing with his train sets or sword fighting, Gomez is always dressed to the nines.

In That 70’s Show, Bob Pinciotti is Donna’s dim-witted but lovable father. He’s up to date on the latest fads, sporting a permed hairdo and polyester suits. He also likes to lounge around the house in nothing but an open bath robe.

In Fat Albert, Weird Harold is a member of the Junkyard Gang along with Fat Albert himself and Mushmouth. He enjoys playing his harp, which is made of bed springs.

The Netflix original series Narcos tells the tale of Pablo Escobar (Wagner Moura), the notorious Colombian drug kingpin who became a billionaire through the production and distribution of cocaine. Though he looks like a harmless middle-aged man, he was directly and indirectly responsible for hundreds of killings.

Fat Albert (originally voiced by Bill Cosby, later played by Kenan Thompson) is the leader and conscience of the Junkyard Gang. Though obese, he enjoys playing sports, not to mention a mean bagpipe-accordion cobbled together with a funnel, radiator, and airbag.