Carbon Costume Men
Charlie in The Nightman Cometh
Poor Charlie, all he has ever wanted in life is the waitress. He loves her so much that he even went as far as writing and directing Nightman Cometh to get her attention. Despite his efforts, his bright yellow suit and snazzy white top hat couldn’t woo her. Oh well, maybe next time.
Mac as Nightman
Mac plays by his own rules and proved such when he cast himself as the leading role in Charlie’s play, Nightman Cometh. The character was a perfect excuse for him to show off his muscles and cat like reflexes. The hissing sounds were just an added bonus.
Dennis Reynolds as Dayman
Of all the characters in Nightman Cometh, Dennis Reynolds was the only one to undergo a transformation. From little boy to Dayman, Dennis channeled his inner Ziggy Stardust and stole the show while wearing an erotic silver unitard.
The 10th Doctor
After regenerating, the 10th Doctor traded in the 9th Doctor’s leathers for a pinstriped suit and a pair of Chucks. Although more gregarious than his previous incarnation, this Doctor still let the universe know if you threatened his friends, there was a reason his enemies called him the Oncoming Storm.
Napoleon Dynamite
You should probably take everything Napoleon says with a grain of salt because more than likely it’s not true. However, you can’t deny that the kid has a big heart, some entertaining dance moves, and cleans up rather well. His all brown suit with matching vest made him look rather dapper. Well, as long as you don’t pay attention to the green socks.
Kip Dynamite
Kip is Napoleon Dynamite’s older brother. At age 32, he lives with his grandmother and spends his days chatting online. He has big plans however, training to be a cage fighter and snagging an Internet babe in LaFawnduh.
Doc Brown
Dr. Emmett Lathrop “Doc” Brown, Ph.D., played by Christopher Lloyd, is best friends with Marty McFly in the Back to the Future series. Brilliant but absentminded, he invents a time machine using a DeLorean, a flux capacitor, and plutonium stolen from Libyan terrorists. Great Scott!
Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House is the head of Diagnostic Medicine at Princeton Plainsboro Hospital. His brilliance and ability to crack seemingly unsolvable cases makes him a doctor in high demand (in spite of his cynical, sarcastic, and offensive personality.) He is often seen popping Vicodin to alleviate his leg pain that also causes his limp.
Lars Lindstrom
Lars Lindstrom, played by Ryan Gosling, is an antisocial shut-in who lives in a garage and spurns all social interaction. One day, he introduces his family to his new girlfriend Bianca, a Real Doll of Brazilian and Danish descent that he ordered off the Internet.
Harold Chasen
In between trying to woo the original cougar, Maude, and attending strangers’ funerals, Harold (Bud Cort) made time to wear some pretty impressive threads. When you look that good in a suit, it’s no wonder that Maude fell for him. The Jaguar/hearse probably helped too.
