Carbon Costume Men
Phil Robertson
Phil Roberston, better known as “The Duck Commander” is the patriarch of the Robertson family, featured on A&E’s reality TV show, Duck Dynasty. Phil is so devoted to his craft of making duck calls that he even gave up a chance to play in the NFL because it interfered with duck season. With gems such as “She may be an ugly woman but she if cooks squirrel and dumplins, that’s the woman you go after”, who can resist watching to see what he’ll say next.
Jamie Hyneman
Jamie Hyneman co-hosts Mythbusters with Adam Savage, as the more serious and responsible half of the special effects duo. He’s also been a dive master, boat captain, linguist, animal wrangler, and chef, but he’s still best known for looking like a walrus.
Prince
If you don’t think Prince is sexy then you probably haven’t seen Purple Rain or maybe you have no idea who Prince is. If the latter is the case you should Google him now. Considered by some to be the king of androgyny, Prince continues to impress the world with his fashion choices which almost always includes heels.
Joey Ramone
While you might have to make iconic music in order to be as authentically cool as Joey Ramone from The Ramones, it’s easy enough to copy his uniform in order to at least look as cool as him. All it takes is a leather jacket over some jeans and you are good to go, but fronting a band might help too
Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin is an adventurous six-year-old boy with poor grades but a sharp wit. His best friend is Hobbes, a sarcastic tiger not afraid to give Calvin a dose of reality. Strangely, others seem to see Hobbes only as a stuffed toy.
Doug Funnie
Relive the 90’s as your childhood pal, Doug. Apart from his big heart and wild imagination, we remember his reliable green sweater vest and oversized khaki shorts.
Sam Shakusky
Sam Shakusky is a young orphan who has trouble making friends in the Khaki Scouts. He orchestrates a runaway with young love Suzy Bishop, using his scout skills to lead them to Moonrise Kingdom.
Michael Ginsberg
Michael Ginsberg is a talented copywriter at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. Ginsberg has a kooky personality and a kooky wardrobe to match, favoring plaid jackets with print shirts and paisley ties. Alert the fashion police!
Hillbilly Jim
A character like Hillbilly Jim is perfect for a sport whose fans are believed to be predominantly “rednecks.” A popular wrestler of the ’80s, the loveable Hillbilly Jim fits the stereotype well in his bib overalls and horseshoe necklace. Of course, we all know this misconception isn’t true. Lots of intelligent, well-rounded individuals love professional wrestling. We should be more concerned about the people wearing bib overalls who don’t like professional wrestling.
