Men

Fruit Ninja Sensei

The Fruit Ninja sensei will train you on how to slice fruits in half while they’re in mid-air. All the while, he’ll dispense such sage trivia as “The average strawberry has around 200 seeds” and “Watermelons are 92% water”.

Carey Mahoney

Carey Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg) is a repeat offender who’s forced to join the police academy as punishment in the Police Academy film series. Though he mostly wears a police uniform, his first outfit is quite memorable, especially the short shorts.

John “Bluto” Blutarsky

John “Bluto” Blutarsky (John Belushi) plays a drunk, seventh year college student in National Lampoon’s Animal House. He’s famous for his impersonation of a popped zit but despite his antics he somehow ends up as a U.S. Senator.

Thor

In the Marvel comics, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is the Norse god of thunder and a founding member of the Avengers. As if being a god wasn’t enough, he has an enchanted hammer called Mjolnir that allows him to fly and control the weather.

Quicksilver

In X-Men: Days of Future Past, speed is the name of the game for Quicksilver (Evan Peters). With the ability to move faster than sound, he’s spent a good part of his teen years as a petty thief. That is until he’s called to a greater cause – one to help the X-Men.

Superhoodie

In Misfits, Simon Bellamy (Iwan Rheon) is a shy outcast who gains the power of invisibility. He eventual becomes Superhoodie, a masked superhero whose choice of costume is part motocross, part paintball.

David Wooderson

David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) is a 20-something-year-old who still hangs out with high schoolers in Dazed and Confused. But for him that’s “alright, alright, alright” because even though he gets older, the high school girls stay the same age.

Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore

Mr. Larson (Richard Kiel) is an imposing character in Happy Gilmore not only because of his threatening T-shirts but also because of his ability to bend golf clubs with his bare hands. So Shooter McGavin shouldn’t take his threats idly especially when Mr. Larson tells him that “you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot.”

Little Mac

In the Nintendo series Punch-Out!!, Little Mac is a scrappy underdog boxer who’s trained with Doc Louis. He’s worked his way up from the bottom to face Mike Tyson, Mr. Dream, and even make an appearance in the next Super Smash Bros.

Darkman

After running afoul of a local mobster, Dr. Peyton Westlake (Liam Neeson) is burned and disfigured. As luck would have it, his research is on synthetic skin for burn victims. Only drawback? It disintegrates when subject to light. He sensibly seeks his revenge in the dark, going by the name Darkman.

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