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David Dunn

In Unbreakable, David Dunn (Bruce Willis) is a security guard who realizes that he has super powers after he’s the only one to survive a train wreck. And like in most M. Night Shyamalan movies, his kryptonite is the most common of substances: water. His poncho reads “FSU” (for Franklin State University) in yellow letters on the front, and “Security” on the back.

Colonel Stars and Stripes

After barely escaping an ambush, mafioso Sal Bertolinni (Jim Carrey) decides to leave behind his life of crime in Kick-Ass 2. He becomes a born-again Christian and the masked vigilante known as Colonel Stars and Stripes.

Kick-Ass

Dave Lizewski is an ordinary kid who wants to do something extraordinary. He decides to become real-life superhero Kick-Ass. Things don’t go so well in his first attempt at fighting crime though, as he gets stabbed and run over.

Hit-Girl

In Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl is the young but deadly assassin played by Chloë Grace Moretz. Her upbringing as Mindy Macready has consisted solely of training and crimefighting, and has shaped her into a cold killing machine. Mourn later.

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