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Seymour Parrish

In One Hour Photo, Seymour “Sy” Parrish (Robin Williams) is a photo technician at SavMart. His has little to speak of outside of work, but works hard to do a good job. He fantasizes about the happiness and affection he sees in the photos, to the point that it starts creeping out his customers.

Lorna Morello

In Orange is the New Black, Morello (Yael Stone) is one of the sweeter inmates at Litchfield. She makes the newbies feel at home with her kind personality and gifts of toothbrushes and toothpaste. She’s a romantic at heart and is constantly talking about her plans for her wedding to fiance Christopher. In season two, we learn that her fairy tale romance may not be all that it seems to be. At least she manages to always look put together with her curled hair and red lips, despite the drab clothing.

Maureen Ponderosa

Maureen Ponderosa was making her own cat sweatshirts before it became an ironic fashion statement. Now these feline sweatshirts are flying off the shelves. You may have to add your own glitter for it to be a truly authentic Maureen creation. Don’t forget the black tooth to bring the entire look together. The bad breath is optional.