In Orange is the New Black, Lolly Whitehill (Lori Petty) is an inmate at Litchfield Penitentiary. She was a journalist until her interest in conspiracy theories turned into full-blown paranoid schizophrenic delusions.

In One Hour Photo, Seymour “Sy” Parrish (Robin Williams) is a photo technician at SavMart. His has little to speak of outside of work, but works hard to do a good job. He fantasizes about the happiness and affection he sees in the photos, to the point that it starts creeping out his customers.

Maureen Ponderosa was making her own cat sweatshirts before it became an ironic fashion statement. Now these feline sweatshirts are flying off the shelves. You may have to add your own glitter for it to be a truly authentic Maureen creation. Don’t forget the black tooth to bring the entire look together. The bad breath is optional.

Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling) is a fish out of water at Litchfield prison. A white collar worker, she gets imprisoned when she’s caught transporting drug money for her dealer girlfriend. The uniform looks comfy, but I wouldn’t call orange the new black.

In Orange is the New Black, Tiffany “Pennsatucky” Doggett (Taryn Manning) is a bible-thumper convicted of murder and locked up in Litchfield Prison. She has rotten teeth from years of meth abuse, but she did clean up nicely for the Christmas pageant.

Yvonne Parker (Lorraine Toussaint), better known as Vee, doesn’t let jail stop her from dealing drugs. She’s conniving and easily manipulates those around her into doing her dirty work. But when she doesn’t get what she wants, she has no problem getting physical – too bad Red didn’t learn this lesson the first time around.