Posts by Real Human Bean

Ron Stoppable

Ron Stoppable is the sidekick and later boyfriend of Kim Possible in the Disney Channel cartoon Kim Possible. He and his pet naked mole rat Rufus help her fight the forces of Dr. Drakken.

Nigel Thornberry

Nigel Thornberry (Tim Curry) is one of the main characters of the Nickelodeon cartoon The Wild Thornberries. Nigel has devoted his entire life to studying all kinds of wild animals and their habitats. He is also the subject of an infamous meme regarding his funny voice and face.

Doc Louis

Jerome “Doc” Louis is an ex-heavyweight boxing champion and Little Mac’s coach in the Nintendo game series Punch-Out!!!. He is also an infamous YouTube Poop meme using a clip of him training Little Mac on a bike and making it look like he is stealing Mac’s bike.

Crazy Dave

David Blazing, AKA Crazy Dave, is the deuteragonist in the Plants vs. Zombies video game series. He serves as a narrator for the games and also has a shop called Crazy Dave’s Twiddydinkies that he runs from the back of his car.

Running Forrest Gump

In the 1994 film Forrest Gump, the titular Forrest Gump embarks on a lengthy run across America with his trusty Nikes. This guide is for when his iconic running look featured in one of the most memorable scenes of American cinema.

Sam Hyde (TED Talk)

Samuel Whitcomb Hyde AKA Sam Hyde is an Internet comedian. He co-created the sketch comedy group Million Dollar Extreme, which had a short-lived [adult swim] show called World Peace. MDE’s most famous skit involves Sam sneaking into a TED Talk conference at Drexel University and giving a satirical ironic TED Talk proposing a “2070 Paradigm Shift” in a full makeshift Centurion outfit. This guide is for that outfit.

Captain Rhodes

Captain Rhodes (Joseph Pilato) is the main antagonist of the 1985 George A. Romero film Day of the Dead. He is a deranged captain who leads a group of human survivors in the Seminole Storage Facility and is constantly antagonizing the domesticating Bub the Zombie.

Professor Philip Brainard from Flubber

Philip Brainard is the protagonist of the 1997 Disney film Flubber. He was portrayed by the late Robin Williams. He is an eccentric but well-meaning scientist who creates Flubber, a living rubber-like super-bouncy substance.

V.M. Varga From Fargo

V.M. Varga (David Thewlis) is the main antagonist from the third season of Fargo. he is a mysterious loner and founder of Narwhal, a company that consumes Emmit Stussy’s parking lot empire. He appears to only own one set of clothes despite apparently being a multi-billionaire, has a mouth of badly rotten teeth, and his entire background is a vague mystery.

The Giant From Twin Peaks

The Giant (Carel Struycken), also known as The Fireman, is a spirit associated with the Black and White Lodge. He aids Special Agent Dale Cooper in solving Laura Palmer’s murder by providing clues to him in dreams.