Posts by Tom

Joe Dirt

Joe Dirt (David Spade) is a custodian who had a poor upbringing, after he was left behind by his parents at the Grand Canyon and left to fend for himself. As a baby, he had a mullet wig implanted because the top of his skull never formed.

Colonel Sanders

Colonel Harland Sanders is the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and we have much to thank him for that. As the face of KFC, he’s always seen in a white suit and western tie, even on the side of a bucket of chicken.

“Scarface” Tony Montana

In Scarface, Tony Montana (Al Pacino) is a Cuban refugee who arrives in Miami with nothing in his pockets. Through determination and a strong dose of violence, he rises to become a powerful drug kingpin. Don’t forget to accessorize with Tony’s “little friend”.

Doc Sportello

In Inherent Vice, based on the Thomas Pynchon novel, Larry “Doc” Sportello (Joaquin Phoenix) is a hippie private investigator. He takes assignments from questionable clientele in Los Angeles, getting himself caught up in all sorts of intrigue.

Quicksilver in Avengers

In Avengers: Age of Ultron, Quicksilver (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) is Pietro Maximoff, the fleet-footed twin brother of Scarlet Witch who can move at superhuman speeds. He’s not to be confused with the Evan Peters Quicksilver, who’s, like, totally different.

Barf

In Spaceballs, Barfolomew (John Candy), better known to his friends as Barf, is a mawg — half man, half dog. Captain Lone Starr’s right hand, he is his own best friend.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

In Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Kimmy (Ellie Kemper) escapes a doomsday cult where she’s been kept in an underground bunker for the past 10 years. She moves to New York, where she has to make some adjustments. At least she’s used to confined living spaces.

Ig Perrish

In Horns, Ignatius Perrish (Daniel Radcliffe) wakes up after a drunken night to find horns growing from his forehead. He also discovers he has the power to compel people to reveal their deepest secrets, which comes in handy for finding the truth behind his girlfriend’s death.

Yusuke Urameshi

In YuYu Hakusho, Yusuke Urameshi is a Spirit Detective tasked with protecting Human World from supernatural threats. He’s short-tempered and likes to intimidate those around him, but is kind-hearted underneath this tough facade.

Funny Games

In Funny Games, Peter (Brady Corbet) and Paul (Michael Pitt) are neighbors with a loving family on vacation at a lake house. Despite their clean-cut style, they’re anything but neighborly however, as the family will soon discover.

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