Joan Holloway

The original queen bee of Sterling Cooper, Joan ran the secretarial pool with vicious efficiency. Although men concentrate on her va-va-voom image, she’s smarter than she lets on and isn’t above using sex appeal to advance her career. A smart move, it seems, as she’s gotten a partnership in the firm.

Betty Draper

With her Grace Kelly good looks, house in the suburbs, successful husband and two-point-three kids, Betty Draper was supposed to be the epitome of a 1960’s happy housewife. Too bad she and Don made each other so miserable. However, even after leaving him, Betty still struggles within the confines of conservative suburbia.

Eli Cash

From the Royal Tenenbaums: The crickets and the rust beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. “Vamanos, amigos,” Eli Cash (Owen Wilson) whispered and threw the busted-leather flint craw over the loose weave of the saddle cock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusk light.

Pagoda

In The Royal Tenenbaums, Pagoda (Kumar Pallana) is the ever loyal servant to the Tenenbaums household. When Royal’s scheming gets him fired, Pagoda pulls out a tiny Swiss Army knife and stabs him — and then promptly disinfects the wound.

Phil Robertson

Phil Roberston, better known as “The Duck Commander” is the patriarch of the Robertson family, featured on A&E’s reality TV show, Duck Dynasty. Phil is so devoted to his craft of making duck calls that he even gave up a chance to play in the NFL because it interfered with duck season. With gems such as “She may be an ugly woman but she if cooks squirrel and dumplins, that’s the woman you go after”, who can resist watching to see what he’ll say next.

Jamie Hyneman

Jamie Hyneman co-hosts Mythbusters with Adam Savage, as the more serious and responsible half of the special effects duo. He’s also been a dive master, boat captain, linguist, animal wrangler, and chef, but he’s still best known for looking like a walrus.

Prince

If you don’t think Prince is sexy then you probably haven’t seen Purple Rain or maybe you have no idea who Prince is. If the latter is the case you should Google him now. Considered by some to be the king of androgyny, Prince continues to impress the world with his fashion choices which almost always includes heels.

Joey Ramone

While you might have to make iconic music in order to be as authentically cool as Joey Ramone from The Ramones, it’s easy enough to copy his uniform in order to at least look as cool as him. All it takes is a leather jacket over some jeans and you are good to go, but fronting a band might help too

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin is an adventurous six-year-old boy with poor grades but a sharp wit. His best friend is Hobbes, a sarcastic tiger not afraid to give Calvin a dose of reality. Strangely, others seem to see Hobbes only as a stuffed toy.

Doug Funnie

Relive the 90’s as your childhood pal, Doug. Apart from his big heart and wild imagination, we remember his reliable green sweater vest and oversized khaki shorts.

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