Carbon Costume

…Ron Stoppable is the sidekick and later boyfriend of Kim Possible in the Disney Channel cartoon Kim Possible. He and his pet naked mole rat Rufus help her fight the forces of Dr. Drakken….

The Heavy in Team Fortress 2 is a big Russian who enjoys killing little men like Scout, and eating sandviches and exclaiming “moist and delicious!” He is the strongest class in the game, having the most health and a minigun. He will usually be backed up by a Medic, ready to uber at a moment’s notice. This is a tutorial for the RED Heavy only. Change shirt color to blue and you’ll have a BLU Heavy. Also, a side note, please use only one of the wea…

…Princess Daisy is the princess of the faraway lands of Sarasaland. Rumored to be Luigi’s love interest, she is one of the Mushroom Kingdom gang and participates with them regularly in sports and go-karting….

…Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) is a CIA officer accused of being a spy in the 2010 film Salt. She is a ruthless woman that will stop at nothing to avenge her husband’s death….

…Paddington Bear (voiced by Ben Whishaw), who first appeared in a children’s book by Michael Bond, is an intelligent and friendly bear. Sent away from the deepest jungles of Peru, he is found at Paddington Station in London and taken in by the Brown family….

…Mallory Knox (Juliette Lewis) is the mate of Mickey Knox in the 1994 film, Natural Born Killers. She is a feisty and ruthless killer who slaughters people for the same reason as her lover, without any remorse….

…In Despicable Me 3, Niko is a young boy who lives on the island of Freedonia, where Dru also resides. He develops a crush on Margo after Lucy makes her to eat Niko’s cheese at the Cheese Festival, and soon offers a pig as an engagement gift….

…In Despicable Me 3, Valerie Da Vinci (voiced by Jenny Slate) takes over as new director of the Anti-Villain League after Silas Ramsbottom announces his retirement. Soon after, she fires both Gru and Lucy for failing to capture Balthazar Bratt….

…In Reno 911, Terry Bernadino (Nick Swardson) is a gay roller-skating male prostitute who has frequent run-ins with Lt. Jim Dangle and the rest of the Sheriff’s Department. He’s been cited for standing on the street corner and sucking on a banana for 30 minutes without taking a bite….

…Shadman is the Internet persona of illustrator Shaddai Prejean. He runs the website Shadbase, which is infamous for its illustrations of various cartoon/video game characters. He is the subject of various memes and ridicule and his real-life look is the one he features in his Twitch streams. Just him mentioning a beloved character is enough for people all over the Internet to cry “Shadman no!”…