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In many online games, players advertise their willingness to purchase in-game items in trade channels or populated areas. Players in the role-playing game Runescape often had in-game girlfriends, which many speculated were actually men masquerading as women to scam users for gold and items. The “buying gf” expression was subsequently invented as a joke to mock these online relationships.

Horse Head Man is a true gentleman — he just so happens to have a horse head on his shoulders. He’s usually lounging in a smoking jacket with a cigar and martini in his hands, but can also be found on occasion traveling the world, cooking mushrooms on video, and making cameos on Google Street View.

Harambe was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo who was shot after a three-year-old human boy fell into his enclosure. He was killed one day after his 17th birthday, after which conspiracy theories and “dicks out” tributes swirled. Rest in peace, Harambe.

Bad Luck Brian is a teenage boy who’s gone through a series of unfortunate events, mostly involving bouts of incontinence. Takes a bad school photo in 1988, on the Internet for all eternity.

In this video, Shia LaBeouf gives an impassioned but general purpose motivational speech where he drops wisdom bombs like “yesterday, you said tomorrow”. You’ve been thinking about dressing up as him, so what are you waiting for? JUST DO IT.