Carbon Costume Men
Jake from State Farm
If you’re significant other is whispering sweet nothings on the phone at three in the morning, fear not. That’s just Jake from State Farm. Sure, he’s got khakis on and a husky voice, but he’s beautiful that way.
Horse Head Man
Horse Head Man is a true gentleman — he just so happens to have a horse head on his shoulders. He’s usually lounging in a smoking jacket with a cigar and martini in his hands, but can also be found on occasion traveling the world, cooking mushrooms on video, and making cameos on Google Street View.
Harry Dunne
In Dumb and Dumber, Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) is Lloyd Christmas’s shaggy-haired roommate. He’s a dog groomer by trade, if it wasn’t obvious from the furry dog-shaped van he drives around in.
John Herbert from Family Guy
John Herbert is an elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who spends his time waiting for the paperboy to bring him some good news. Hopefully the paperboy is Chris Griffin – MMMMMMmmmmmm.
Dick Tracy
Dick Tracy’s wardrobe is pretty simple in comparison to other hard-hitting superheroes. Although he does manage to stand out among other detectives with his bright yellow trench coat and matching hat. Without these token pieces you may end up looking like you just got home from work.
Bart Simpson
Ever since Bart Simpson mooned the doctor in a sonogram, he’s been the troublemaking, underachieving, rebellious son of the Simpsons family. He’ll just tell you to eat his shorts, which haven’t been changed in twenty odd years.
Aladdin
Aladdin falls in love with Princess Jasmine and uses the Genie’s wishes to turn him into a real prince. However his plans are thwarted by Jafar, who’s also after the Genie’s magical powers, and he must use his street smarts to outwit his enemy.
John Bender
The misunderstood bad boy, John Bender, was grunge before grunge was considered a fashion style. The guy was so cool not only did he cut the sleeves off of his flannel shirt but he wore two jackets. So if you want to attract your own Claire Standish then wear layers and learn to light a match with your teeth.
Kenny Powers
In the HBO series Eastbound & Down, Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) is a once dominant pitcher whose career was cut short by his poor work ethic and bad temper. He works as a substitute gym teacher during his comeback to the Bigs.
Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Chaplin was an English comic actor and filmmaker who is best known for his silent films. His most famous role, The Tramp, wears the outfit that we associate Chaplin with the most, which includes a tight jacket, oversized pants and shoes and a walking cane.
