Carbon Costume Women
Goosebumps Ermahgerd Girl
ERMAHGERD! ERM SER ERXCERTERD TER HERV A BERNCH ERF GERSBERMS BERKS FER MAH BERKBERG. SER SCERER. TRERNSLERT HER.
Margot Tenenbaum
Margot is the adopted child of the Tenenbaum family, which father Royal never forgets to point out during introductions. She has a checkered past that includes a secret marriage, wooden finger, and most shocking of all, a smoking habit.
Frida Kahlo
Frida Kahlo was a Mexican painter who is most known for her self portraits. She often depicted herself amongst bright colors and indigenous Mexican themes. Let’s not forget her signature flower braid and prominent unibrow.
McKayla is Not Impressed
Following a 2nd place finish in the 2012 Summer Olympics, McKayla Maroney expressed a moment of disappointment, inspiring countless McKayla is Not Impressed macros. This set comes with both her silver and the team gold, for which she was reported to be mildly impressed.
Morton Salt Umbrella Girl
The Morton Salt Umbrella Girl was created all the way back in 1914 and is still going strong today. For a long time now, it’s been considered one of the most famous logos. Still, if your outfit draws confused looks from young ones, you have your Morton salt on hand to show them.
Juno MacGuff
Juno (Ellen Page) is a whip-smart teen who discovers she’s pregnant, by Michael Cera no less, and must learn to handle the consequences. This outfit also works great if you can supply your own beer belly.
Rosie the Riveter
Rosie the Riveter was the original icon of girl power, symbolizing the contributions of women to manufacturing during WWII. Her badass likeness is captured in the famous “We Can Do It!” poster.
Wendy Testaburger
Wendy Testaburger is Stan Marsh’s main squeeze. She’s mature for her age and not afraid to go against the grain. Her refined look, especially for a 4th grader, includes a pink beret, a purple coat, and yellow trousers.
Flo the Progressive Girl
Flo is the official spokesperson for Progressive Insurance, starring in over 50 TV commercials to date. She’s developed a massive and devoted fanbase online and has been called “the commercial break’s new sweetheart.” She’s recognized as having heavy makeup, a retro hairstyle, and an uncomfortably upbeat personality.
