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Tan Mom

Patricia Krentcil, better known as Tan Mom, made headlines in 2012 when she was accused of taking her child to a tanning salon. If you’re looking to achieve that same glowing hue, we’d recommend several cans of the spray-on tanner.

Mommie Dearest

Mommie Dearest, better known as Joan Crawford, was a living nightmare for her children. Compulsively clean, the actress had a bizarre morning beauty regime the involved scrubbing her face with boiling hot water. While you may not want to dunk your face in rubbing alcohol, you can still achieve the Mommie Dearest look with a peel-off cucumber mask. Of course, we know the real reason you want to copy this style is because you want another excuse to scream “NO WIRE HANGERS.”

Peggy Bundy

Peggy is the matriarch of the dysfunctional Bundy family on Married with Children. Her likes include bonbons, talk shows and shopping. Her dislikes include taking care of her children, cooking, cleaning, and Al.