Carbon Costume

Mysterion (voiced by Matt Stone) is the secret vigilante identity of Kenny McCormick on the adult cartoon series South Park.  Recreating Mysterion’s look might take a little preparation and effort, but it will make for a kickass costume once complete.  First, you’ll need to find a question mark headband.  It’s difficult to find one in green, so get the lightest shade possible and paint over it instead.  Use the same paint to adorn the front of your light purple jumpsuit with a capital ‘M.’  Cut a hole large enough to fit the question mark through the top of your hood (since these headbands are sold in a two-pack, you can paint one and use the other to measure the hole).  Then, once the headband is dry, put on your black eye mask first, then the question mark headband, and carefully slip the hood over top.  After that, all that’s left is to layer the white briefs and belt over your jumpsuit, pull on your boots and gloves, and dash off to keep the citizens of South Park safe!

Lovable and dirty-minded, Kenny comes from the poorest family in South Park and is often ridiculed for it by his friends. Because of his tightly zipped up coat and hood, Kenny’s voice is very muffled and often hard to understand. However, the character’s trademark is indisputably his incessant habit of being brutally killed over and over again.

Kyle Broflovski is the undeniable moral voice of reason in South Park. His end-of-episode wrap-up speeches about “what we’ve all learned today” have become a running joke in the show, with most characters sick of his preachy and holier-than-thou attitude. Still, Kyle always tries to do the right thing, not matter how often he is scoffed for it.

Randy Marsh is the goofy and eccentric father to Stan Marsh. A geologist by trade but an alcoholic mischief-maker in his free time, Randy often finds himself caught up in whatever shenanigans his son and his friends are busy with, only to a more passionate degree and with the resources of a financially stable adult man. Put a pencil and a pen or two in the pocket protector to achieve full Randy accuracy.

Arguably the most “normal” of the main South Park four, Stan Marsh has often served as the voice of logical reason throughout the show’s many seasons. The town of South Park’s well-being is constantly being terrorized by one threat or another, and when the town’s adults are too oblivious (or drunk) to do anything about it, Stan and his group of friends are left to reluctantly save the day. For Stan’s pants and shoes, any blue pants and black shoes will do the trick.

In South Park, Reality is personified as an accented magician who comes to destroy people’s Internet safe spaces and give them tough love on life.

In South Park, PC Principal is the new principal at South Park Elementary. As an alumni member of the PCA frat house, he’s both politically correct and prone to violent outbursts. He shames and bullies others until they learn to check their privilege, going as far as to break Cartman’s bones.

In South Park, Professor Chaos is the alter ego that Butters takes on after he’s exiled from the crew for being too uncool. As Professor Chaos, he spreads discord in the world by doing things like spraying aerosol cans to destroy the atmosphere, and no doubt wasting lots of aluminum foil.