Posts by Real Human Bean

Tae Takemi

Tae Takemi is the owner of Takemi Medical Clinic and a possible romance option in the Atlus JRPG Persona 5, a spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series. She sells medicine and upgrades to the player.

Rinko Iori

Rinko Iori is a character from Gundam Build Fighters. She is the cheerful mother of series protagonist Sei Iori and is always trying to get him to hook up with China Kousaka. Apron optional.

Big Ronnie and Big Brayden

Big Ronnie and Big Brayden are the protagonists of the 2016 cult classic comedy-horror film The Greasy Strangler. They are an estranged father and son pair, with Big Ronnie being obsessed with grease, and possibly being the mysterious serial killer the Greasy Strangler. They run a disco tour in Los Angeles, hence their bright pink uniforms. When Big Brayden gets a girlfriend, Big Ronnie sets out to make her his.

Liquid Ocelot From Metal Gear Solid 4

Liquid Ocelot was Liquid Snake’s doppelgänger and Solid Snake’s final nemesis, appearing in Metal Gear Solid 2 as a minor villain and Metal Gear Solid 4 as the main villain. He is an alter ego of Revolver Ocelot caused after fusing with Liquid Snake’s arm and engaging in hypnotherapy. In MGS4, he creates the Outer Heaven PMC to take on The Patrots.

Salt Bae

Salt Bae is a nickname given to Turkish chef Nusret Gökçe, who was widely discussed on social media following the circulation of a video in which he flamboyantly sprinkles salt on a carved steak.

Frodo Baggins

Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood) is the protagonist and primary Ring Bearer in the Lord of the Rings book, video game, and film series. He is a meek Hobbit who is tasked with delivering the One Ring to Mount Doom, overcoming physical and mental struggle along the way. He eventually becomes one of Middle Earth’s greatest heroes.

Vault Boy

Vault Boy is the mascot character of the Vault-Tec corporation within the Fallout universe, appearing in their adverts, manuals, products and training films as well as the icon of the Fallout series in general. Always chipper with a wink and a thumbs up, Vault Boy is your guide to the apocalypse.

Revy from Black Lagoon

Revy from Black Lagoon

Rebecca Lee, AKA Revy, is the main female protagonist of the manga and anime series Black Lagoon. She is the main gunfighter of the Lagoon Company.

Nidhogg

Nidhogg is a competitive side-scrolling two-player fighting video game by Mark “Messhof” Essen. Players duel with swords in a pixelated environment. It’s popular for tournaments due to the simple to play/hard to master gameplay as well as the ceaselessly fast pace. In it, players are colored silhouettes who fight who engage in fencing with one another. This costume is ideal for a group of at least two. Be sure to work on your cartwheels!

Professor Farnsworth

In Futurama, Hubert J. Farnsworth, also known as The Professor, (voiced by Billy West) is the eccentric proprietor of the Planet Express delivery service. He is pushing the limits of even the 31st century at an agе of well over 160. He is also related to Phillip J. Fry. His signature catchphrase is “Good news everyone!”
If you want accurate glasses that match the show’s style, here is a simple way to 3D Print them yourself.

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