Posts by Tom
Morton Salt Umbrella Girl
The Morton Salt Umbrella Girl was created all the way back in 1914 and is still going strong today. For a long time now, it’s been considered one of the most famous logos. Still, if your outfit draws confused looks from young ones, you have your Morton salt on hand to show them.
Bad Luck Brian
Bad Luck Brian is a teenage boy who’s gone through a series of unfortunate events, mostly involving bouts of incontinence. Takes a bad school photo in 1988, on the Internet for all eternity.
Louis CK
Louis CK is a brilliant standup comedian starring in the surrealist FX hit Louie and HBO’s mostly forgotten Lucky Louie. His fashion style is apparently influenced by Steve Jobs’s famous black shirt and blue jeans.
Dignan
Dignan is a landscaper (not just a mower) in Bottle Rocket. His 75-year plan includes breaking his best friend Anthony out of a voluntary psych ward and running a practice heist at Anthony’s mom’s house. His yellow jumpsuit makes him look like a little banana, but it’s all part of the plan.
Scumbag Steve
Scumbag Steve is that friend who’s constantly screwing you over. His style includes color-coordinated outfits, a backwards Red Sox cap, and a chip on his shoulder.
Old Spice Guy
Old Spice Guy, officially the Man Your Man Could Smell Like, is a manly man who pitches Old Spice. Played by Isaiah Mustafa, he’s often simultaneously in various states of adventure and undress, the better to show off his muscles.