Carbon Costume

Following a 2nd place finish in the 2012 Summer Olympics, McKayla Maroney expressed a moment of disappointment, inspiring countless McKayla is Not Impressed macros. This set comes with both her silver and the team gold, for which she was reported to be mildly impressed.

The Morton Salt Umbrella Girl was created all the way back in 1914 and is still going strong today. For a long time now, it’s been considered one of the most famous logos. Still, if your outfit draws confused looks from young ones, you have your Morton salt on hand to show them.

Paulie Bleeker, played by George Michael Blu– err Michael Cera, is an awkward teen who harbors a long-time crush on Juno MacGuff and somehow manages to get her pregnant. His only vice is orange Tic Tacs, which admittedly are the best Tic Tacs of all.

Force and Sully, collectively known as The Green Men, are Vancouver Canucks fans who taunting opposing players as they sit in the penalty box. Against Tim Brent of the Toronto Maple Leafs, they used frozen waffles to great effect.

Juno (Ellen Page) is a whip-smart teen who discovers she’s pregnant, by Michael Cera no less, and must learn to handle the consequences. This outfit also works great if you can supply your own beer belly.

In Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, Captain Hammer is the arch-nemesis of Dr. Horrible and hero to the city. His super strength and good looks are topped only by his cockiness.

Finn is a 14-year-old human boy who loves nothing more than saving the day, accompanied by the shape-shifting Jake the Dog. He wears a hat that covers his extremely long flowing golden hair. He is prone to exclamations and outbursts including “Mathematical!” and “Algebraic!”.

Dr. Horrible is an aspiring supervillain who ends each day by reflecting on his personal blog while cheesy synth music plays overhead. Remember to address him properly, because he “didn’t spend 6 years getting a PhD in Horribleness to be called mister.”