In Grand Budapest Hotel, J.G. Jopling (Willem Dafoe) is a cold-blooded assassin — I mean, private inquiry agent — who handles the dirty work for Dmitri Desgoffe-und-Taxis. To really fit the part, crop your hair short and crop your pants even shorter.

As a child, Chas Tenenbaum was a business prodigy, making a fortune by breeding and marketing dalmatian mice. After losing his wife in a plane crash, he became obsessed with the safety of his sons Ari and Uzi, conducting fire safety drills in the middle of the night.

Dignan is a landscaper (not just a mower) in Bottle Rocket. His 75-year plan includes breaking his best friend Anthony out of a voluntary psych ward and running a practice heist at Anthony’s mom’s house. His yellow jumpsuit makes him look like a little banana, but it’s all part of the plan.

George R. R. Martin, affectionately known as GRRM, is a fantasy author best known for A Song of Fire and Ice, a series adapted to the popular HBO show Game of Thrones. He’s the son of a longshoreman and his house sigil is the turtle, the only pet allowed by the housing projects in which he grew up.

Steve Zissou, played by Bill Murray in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, is an oceanographer who makes documentaries from aboard the Belafonte. He corresponds on Steve Zissou stationery and sports Steve Zissou special edition Adidas.

With his foul mouth and fondness of marijuana, Jay made his presence known in many Kevin Smith films as one half of the duo Jay and Silent Bob. His style is much like his attitude, laid back with no concern of what others think about him. Snoogans!