In Dragon’s Crown, the Sorceress can mix potions, control skeletons, and even turn foes into harmless frogs. But she turns heads most for her controversial proportions, which take Lara Croft to the third power.

As if Peter Griffin needed an introduction. Peter like beer. Peter like farting. Peter like TV. Peter hate Ernie the Giant Chicken. That about covers it.

Glenn Quagmire is one of Peter Griffin’s close friends in Family Guy. He’s an airline pilot during the day and a sleazy sex hound with questionable morals at night. Giggity giggity goo.

In American Dad!, Haley Smith (voiced by Rachael MacFarlane) is the daughter of straight-laced neoconservative CIA agent Stan Smith. Haley is his worst nightmare: a new-age, ultra-liberal hippie who is passionate in her convictions.

Meg Griffin is the black sheep of the Griffin family. She is often the butt of Peter’s jokes and is neglected by her family but for some reason Quagmire seems to have an interest in her.

The original queen bee of Sterling Cooper, Joan ran the secretarial pool with vicious efficiency. Although men concentrate on her va-va-voom image, she’s smarter than she lets on and isn’t above using sex appeal to advance her career. A smart move, it seems, as she’s gotten a partnership in the firm.