Movies

Pvt. Vasquez

In Aliens, Private Jeanette Vasquez (Jenette Goldstein) is a smartgun operator who’s sent by the Marine Corps to deal with a space colony’s Xenomorph infestation. She’s tough as nails and doesn’t take crap from anyone, a useful skill when you’re in the same squad as Private Hudson.

Kung Fury

Kung Fury (David Sandberg) is a Miami detective who suddenly gains a powerful form of kung fu after being struck by lightning and bitten by a cobra. Fortunately this happens just as Adolf Hitler travels through time to become history’s greatest martial artist. You can see for yourself how it all goes down on YouTube.

Hancock

In Hancock, John Hancock (Will Smith) has superpowers like superhuman strength and the ability to fly. Working as a vigilante, his reckless actions routinely cause damage, in turn damaging Hancock’s public image. It’s no wonder he turns to the bottle.

James King

In Get Hard, James King (Will Ferrell) is a wealthy hedge fund manager with a gold-digging fiancee. When he gets arrested for fraud and embezzlement, he turns to who else but his car washer Darnell (Kevin Hart) to toughen up.

Owen Grady

Owen Grady

Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) is a proficient raptor trainer and researcher at Jurassic World. He warns of impending doom, urging that the island be evacuated, when the scientists at Jurassic World create a hybrid raptor. This adventurer turned hero is passionate, dedicated and resourceful. If there’s a dinosaur to be found, he’s the man to go to.

Richmond Valentine

In Kingsman: The Secret Service, Richmond Valentine (Samuel L. Jackson) is a billionaire who dabbles in eco-terrorism. His fashion palette suits his name, and he’s able to layer casual and chic like no other: a blazer over a dress shirt over a sweater over a polo.

Vic Hoskins

Vic Hoskins

Vic Hoskins (Vincent D’Onofrio) is in charge of Jurassic World’s private security. Vic oversaw the clean up of escaped Pteranodons in 2001. Professional and well-known, Hoskins’ developments in security have gained him partnership with the UN Security Council, as his security methods could also be used in war time.

Joe Dirt

Joe Dirt (David Spade) is a custodian who had a poor upbringing, after he was left behind by his parents at the Grand Canyon and left to fend for himself. As a baby, he had a mullet wig implanted because the top of his skull never formed.

“Scarface” Tony Montana

In Scarface, Tony Montana (Al Pacino) is a Cuban refugee who arrives in Miami with nothing in his pockets. Through determination and a strong dose of violence, he rises to become a powerful drug kingpin. Don’t forget to accessorize with Tony’s “little friend”.

Doc Sportello

In Inherent Vice, based on the Thomas Pynchon novel, Larry “Doc” Sportello (Joaquin Phoenix) is a hippie private investigator. He takes assignments from questionable clientele in Los Angeles, getting himself caught up in all sorts of intrigue.

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