Carbon Costume

Jules Winnfield is a true badass in every sense of the word. Whether he’s dressed to the nines or his casual T-shirt attire, Jules always looks awesome. Obviously we don’t blame you for wanting to dress like him but you better be able to back up what the wallet says.

In Black Snake Moan, Lazarus Redd (Samuel L. Jackson) is a farmer and blues guitarist who’s left bitter and angry after his wife has an affair with his brother. When he comes across a wildly promiscuous Rae, he decides to do the proper thing by chaining her up and healing her of her sinful ways. Right.

Linus has a big heart and a lot of insecurity. Though the color of his striped shirt may change, you will never see him without his blue blanket. It’s a key part of his look, and if you skip out on it you’re just going to look like every other elementary school student.

Sally Brown has a lot of things on her mind, like moving into her big brother’s room. Fashion isn’t at the top of her list of concerns, so she keeps it simple with polka dots only. Luckily for you this look can also be passed off as rockabilly. People will never suspect that you’re coping the style of a child, a cartoon one at that.

In Black Snake Moan, Christina Ricci plays Rae Doole, a nymphomaniac held captive by a religious farmer who’s set on curing her of her sinful ways. As you might expect, she spends most of her time scantily clad in little more than chains, but she eventually trades them in for an old fashioned dress.

In the video game No More Heroes, Travis Touchdown is a 20-something-year-old otaku, who spends his days collecting wrestling masks and watching anime. When he runs out of money to buy video games, he takes a job as a hitman.

Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling) is a fish out of water at Litchfield prison. A white collar worker, she gets imprisoned when she’s caught transporting drug money for her dealer girlfriend. The uniform looks comfy, but I wouldn’t call orange the new black.

In Orange is the New Black, Tiffany “Pennsatucky” Doggett (Taryn Manning) is a bible-thumper convicted of murder and locked up in Litchfield Prison. She has rotten teeth from years of meth abuse, but she did clean up nicely for the Christmas pageant.

In Orange is the New Black, Galina “Red” Reznikov (Kate Mulgrew) runs the prison kitchen, not to mention a lot of the behind-the-scenes business. As a mother figure, she’ll take you under her wing, but if you cross her, you’ll be sent to bed without dinner.

Happy Gilmore is an unsuccessful ice hockey player who discovers he has a powerful slapshot-style golf swing. With the help of Chubbs he learns to improve his putting and control his angry outbursts in an effort to win the Pro Golf Tour against Shooter McGavin.