Men
Ed Hochuli
Ed Hochuli is the most famous referee in the NFL, known for his barrel chest, chiseled jaw, and burmese pythons that even dwarf the football players he officiates. I want to be Ed Hochuli.
Leonard Hofstadter
In The Big Bang Theory, Leonard Hofstadter (Johnny Galecki) is an experimental physicist and roommates with Sheldon Cooper. He may be a geek, but he’s perfectly normal compared to the rest of the gang.
Qohen Leth
In The Zero Theorem, Qohen Leth (Christoph Waltz) is an eccentric and reclusive computer programmer for Mancom. He files a request to work from home so that he won’t miss a phone call that will give him the meaning of life. Instead, he is visited by Bainsley.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are a team of, well as you can guess, mutated turtles who learn the art of ninjutsu. They team up with April O’Neil and Casey Jones to battle Shredder and his foot clan.
Tallahassee
In Zombieland, Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) is a survivor of the “mad person disease” epidemic who is especially violent in killing zombies. His real name is unknown, as survivors refer to each other only by their hometowns in this apocalyptic world.
The 4th Doctor
The Fourth Doctor (Tom Baker) is the most tenured and iconic Doctor Who, lasting seven seasons before his transformation. He’s instantly recognizable by his curly brown hair, eyes that constantly boggle, and of course his impractically long multi-colored scarf.
Squints
In The Sandlot, Michael “Squints” Palledorous (Chauncey Leopardi) earns his nickname for his black thick-framed glasses. He has a massive crush on lifeguard Wendy Peffercorn and will go to any lengths to get her attention.