Men

Rex

In Napoleon Dynamite, Rex teaches rex kwon do, a self-defense training program that he developed over two seasons of fighting in the octagon. Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

The Ambiguously Gay Duo

Ace and Gary are the Ambiguously Gay Duo! Every night, they get stuck in tight situations together while crossing swords with supervillain Bighead. What’s everybody looking at?

Stuart Larkin

Stuart Douglas Larkin is a creepy, overgrown little boy played by MAD TV’s Michael McDonald. He has frequent temper tantrums, which can cross over into his “dark place” on occasion.

John Watson

Sherlock Holmes’s flatmate and blogger seems harmless enough when you first meet him, but don’t let the frumpy exterior and questionable taste in sweaters fool you. Underneath the plaid and knits is a sharp-eyed ex-soldier and adrenaline junkie who loves the chase almost as much as his partner-in-crime-solving does.

Mycroft Holmes

Mycroft, Sherlock’s older and possibly smarter brother, prefers observation to action. He humbly insists he occupies but a minor role in Her Majesty’s government (if by ‘minor,’ you mean ‘occasionally IS Her Majesty’s government’), however, he gets tetchy when asked how his diet’s going (it’s going fine, thank you).

Nacho Libre

Ignacio (Jack Black) holds a secret desire to become a luchador, which is forbidden at the monastery where he works as a cook. His desires get the best of him and he assumes the identity of Nacho Libre in an effort to win money for the orphanage as well as to win the favor of Sister Encarnación.

Ramses

Ramses is the golden threat that Nacho Libre must defeat if he wants to win the title of Battle-Jam. Ramses is not at all intimidated by this newcomer and instead prepares for the fight by getting massages and by lubing up in body oil.

George Bluth Sr.

George Bluth Sr. is the founder of the Bluth Company and the patriarch of the Bluth family. He spends much of his time on the series, Arrested Development, either incarcerated or on the run. While doing time, he’s befriended fellow inmates, led baseball games, and has had spiritual epiphanies. You could say that he was doing “the time of his life.”

T-Bone

T-Bone is George Bluth’s cellmate. When he’s released from prison, George hires him to do some side work on the outside, like manning the banana stand, among other jobs. As they say, there’s always money in the banana stand.

Sherlock Holmes (Elementary)

The American response to Sherlock, Elementary’s Sherlock Holmes (Jonny Lee Miller) is more into T-shirts and tattoos than Savile Row suits. But despite his troubled history with drug abuse and a move to New York, this Holmes still retains all of the wit and brilliance of his counterpart from across the pond.

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